(as of 6/4/)
- 2nd in the NL in RBI's (53)
- 6th in the NL in batting average (.325)
- 1st in NL in HR's (21)
- 2nd in NL in Runs (49)
- 2nd in Slugging Percentage (.684)
- 1st in baby boys being named after him
Here are some other things you might NOT know:
- Chase Utley can get reception inside a tunnel.
- Chase Utley can tackle Barry Sanders in the open field.
- Chase Utley taught Gordon Bombay the triple deke.
- Chase Utley can bench Jake Long 33 times.
- Chase Utley parted the Red Sea before it was cool.
- Chuck Norris has a sketchbook with just pictures of Chase Utley.
- Chase Utley has singlehandedly stopped snakes on a plane, snakes on a train, and snakes on a submarine.
- Chase Utley makes a delicious 99-calorie cheesesteak.
- Chase Utley has completed "Through the Fire and the Flames" on expert with one hand.
- Yoda was Chase Utley's padawan.
- A Happy Meal is only truly happy when being eaten by Chase Utley.
- The cycle dreams of hitting for Chase Utley.
- Money doesn't grow on trees, except in Chase Utley's yard.
- Chase Utley has beaten Tetris.
- Ocean's 11 is based off a heist Chase Utley pulled off, by HIMSELF.
- Turbulence is caused by Chase Utley's burps.
- Collars attempt to pop themselves when worn by Chase Utley.
- Oscars dream of winning Chase Utleys.
- Turns out, Chase Utley has had the weapons of mass destruction the whole time.
- Chase Utley has blocked Kareem's sky hook.
- Chase Utley always stops Wayne Gretzky on breakaways.
- The reason SNL isn't funny anymore is because Chase Utley stopped writing for them.
- Chase Utley can shoot the wings off a fly at 800 feet AFTER six irish car bombs.
- Pac-Man Jones will play again when Chase decides he can.
- Chase Utley is the reason for Panic at the Disco.
- Chase Utley has beaten Michael Jordan in a dunk contest.
- Chase Utley taught Gwen Stefani how to spell B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
- Gambling is addicted to Chase Utley.
- Chase Utley has beaten the Incredible Hulk at arm wrestling.
- Floyd Landis was doped up on Chase Utley when he won the Tour De France.
- Chase Utley has Spongebob's regular pants.
- When there's danger nearby, (or a sale) his Utley sense tingles.
- Freddy has nightmares involving Chase Utley.
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